24th February 2012
Notes: 1
- Leslie: You've resuscitated a human heart in your bare hands.
- Ann: No I haven't
- Leslie: You haven't?
- Ann: No
- Leslie: You will, you're that good of a nurse.
Parks and Recreation: 2x19 Park Safety
Reblogged From halilikesthings
I doth proclaim to be a stupid fart face!
“Your parents went away on a weeks vacation, they left the keys to the brand new porsche, would they mind…, hmm, well of course not. I’ll just take it for a little spin and maybe show it off to a couple of friends. I’ll just cruise around the neighbourhood, well maybe I shouldn’t, yeah of course I should.
Pay attention here’s the thick of the plot, pulled up to the corner at the end of my block, that’s when I saw this BEAUTIFUL girly girl walkin’, I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talkin’.
Sun roof was open, the music was high, that girls hand was steadily moving up my thigh, she had opened up two buttons on her shirt so far, I guess that’s why I didn’t notice that police car. I can’t believe it, I made a mistake, my parents are the same no matter what time nor place, so to all you kids across the land, no need to argue parents just don’t understand.”
(Source: beyondwit)
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