Are they breaking I can’t tell?

heytinafey:

Tonight, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner will celebrate his 75th birthday. At Hefner’s side will be his 7 girlfriends; Stephanie, Tiffany, Regina, Kathy, Kimberly, Buffy, and of course, Tina. Because wherever two or more whores are gathered, there’s always a Tina. Now, when I first saw these women, I thought the same thing we all did. What has happened to affirmative action in this country? Hefner’s dating 7 blonde white women. Not a blonde pubic hair among them, by the way. Probably not a pubic hair among them. C’mon though, 7 blondes? There’s not a hot asain lady you can throw in there? A light-skinned black woman? A deaf brunette? Something? Where’s the diversity? When will we have a Hefner herem that looks like America?